By Jared Levy ‘23, Sports Editor The Entrepreneurship Club is one of Heschel’s most esteemed clubs. In a recent meeting, club leader junior Tessa Butler explained the slang term “Bag-Chasing” to members. “‘Bag-Chasing’ is the act of grinding to get money and become successful,” Butler explained. Apparently, students were so […]

By Jared Levy ‘23, Sports Editor, and Caleb Friedman ‘23, Staff Writer After a heated diplomatic summit regarding comments made by the High Grand Supreme Dictator-For-Life of FEDNA (FedEration of Da North America), the Exalted Ruler Monarch Majesty of FEDCBA (FedEration of Da Central America – the B doesn’t stand […]

By Jed Cosgrove ‘23, News Editor During Heschel’s Poetry Month, the English Department organized a poetry unit for students to learn the ins-and-outs of writing poetry. The course culminated with each student writing a poem about something personal and meaningful to them. “Some students really came out of their shell […]

By Eliza Fisher ‘23, Editor-in-Chief and Sammy Fisher ‘25, Staff Writer The Heschel halls usually feel like a safe space, but it’s hard to feel that way when two of Heschel’s most community-oriented faculty members are actively stealing from the school’s very own student body.  Jewish and Student Life fellows […]

By Philip Efron ‘24, Staff Writer On senior Ditch Day, an annual Heschel tradition, seniors skip a day of classes towards the end of the year. Ditch Day came a little early this year, though, and with a slight modification: On Wednesday, February 1, 2022, all Heschel students were missing […]

By Ariel Bregman ‘23, Contributing Writer and Jared Levy ‘23, Sports Editor This past week, junior Noah Wishengrad was hospitalized after falling down the stairs in the atrium. Rumors have it that 11th grade Aden Axel dripped through the hallways, stunning Wishengrad. Axel caught Wishengrad’s eye, and in his distracted […]

By Harry Posner ‘24, Staff Writer  At the start of the pandemic, the CDC issued recommendations for the United Kingdom and various American sports teams. After two long years, Americans are now accusing the CDC for overstepping their jurisdiction and questioning how much of society should be subject to recommendations […]

By Shira Mack ‘24, Assistant Features Editor and Karen Messer ‘24, Assistant News Editor  Introducing…GOAT YOGA MINYAN! Debuting this past Friday, this minyan was established by Rabbi Jonathan Klatt in response to countless requests from students to bring goats to tefillah. The goat yoga minyan features live goats trained to […]

By Elizabeth Ciment ‘24, Staff Writer There is a goblin living under the vending machine. His name is Dave and he really likes Cheesy Doodles. Now, I know that he doesn’t sound very menacing right now, but trust me, Dave is thoroughly frightening. He is gray and covered in spikes […]

By Shanee Goldman ‘23, Heschel Beat Coordinator Unbeknownst to many, Heschel has a secret karaoke club. Despite the club’s absence at clubs’ fair and the general confusion surrounding its formation, the group’s membership is thriving. The elusive group meets every Tuesday and Wednesday during fifth period on the sixth floor.  […]