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Complete Attendance at Asefa!

By Sophie Rasol ‘22, Sports Editor Breaking News: Associate High School Head Rabbi Dahlia Kronish just announced that today’s Asefa had full attendance! The Heschel student body should feel very proud of themselves. Not only was everyone punctual, but everyone was unmuted with videos turned on. This will appear in […]

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Zoom Vampires Are Taking Over!

By Doktor Waffeln A new pandemic is upon us! While Covid might be all over the news, the real, more lethal, and very contagious disease to watch out for is Zoom Vampirism! This highly dangerous new virus is sweeping the nation. As of yet, no known cures or vaccines have  […]

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Dose of History: The War of the Bunnies

By Alexandra Wenger ‘21, Features Editor There are some stories from U.S. history that are just never spoken about: Lincoln created the Secret Service the day he was assassinated, Paul Revere never shouted “The British are coming,” and the government poisoned alcohol during prohibition. However, the story that is certainly […]

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Heschel Curling Super Fans Devastated

By Jared Levy ‘23, Staff Writer The esteemed Heschel curling team’s season was canceled due to COVID this month, and fans all around the school are devastated. Undeniably the best team in the Yeshiva League, our Heschel Heat curling team has won an astounding seventeen championships in a row! Preseason […]

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Heschel’s Most Popular 2020 Phrases

By Karen Messer ‘24, Staff Writer “Hey, you’re muted!” and “No, I can’t see what you’re sharing” are two things you’d never thought you’d say during class, but 2020 has been, “no cap,” such “a crazy year” that strange phrases like these make sense during these “uncertain times.” Throughout this […]

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‘Heschel Abruptly Changes COVID policies

By Sophie Rasol ‘22, Sports Editor Important announcement! In order to continue the fight against COVID-19, Heschel will put new safety policies in place, as the CDC (Children Defeating COVID) recently recommended. The new rules were created in order to maintain a sense of normalcy in our community while still […]