By Sophie Rasol ‘22, Sports Editor Breaking News: Associate High School Head Rabbi Dahlia Kronish just announced that today’s Asefa had full attendance! The Heschel student body should feel very proud of themselves. Not only was everyone punctual, but everyone was unmuted with videos turned on. This will appear in […]

By Doktor Waffeln A new pandemic is upon us! While Covid might be all over the news, the real, more lethal, and very contagious disease to watch out for is Zoom Vampirism! This highly dangerous new virus is sweeping the nation. As of yet, no known cures or vaccines have  […]

By Shanee Goldman ‘23, Staff Writer Before COVID, when I still learned in the Heschel building on a daily basis, I’d often look at my dog and think, “Did he miss me while I was at school?” Now that I’m home almost every day of the week, I assume the […]

By Alexandra Wenger ‘21, Features Editor There are some stories from U.S. history that are just never spoken about: Lincoln created the Secret Service the day he was assassinated, Paul Revere never shouted “The British are coming,” and the government poisoned alcohol during prohibition. However, the story that is certainly […]

By Jared Levy ‘23, Staff Writer The esteemed Heschel curling team’s season was canceled due to COVID this month, and fans all around the school are devastated. Undeniably the best team in the Yeshiva League, our Heschel Heat curling team has won an astounding seventeen championships in a row! Preseason […]

By Karen Messer ‘24, Staff Writer “Hey, you’re muted!” and “No, I can’t see what you’re sharing” are two things you’d never thought you’d say during class, but 2020 has been, “no cap,” such “a crazy year” that strange phrases like these make sense during these “uncertain times.” Throughout this […]

By Noam Medjuck-Bruckner ‘23 While many clubs have struggled during the pandemic, this up-and-coming club is flourishing in its new online format. Previously located in the giant hole in the basement where all the rainwater goes, the synchronized swimming team has had to innovate now that it is fully on […]

By Sophie Rasol ‘22, Sports Editor Important announcement! In order to continue the fight against COVID-19, Heschel will put new safety policies in place, as the CDC (Children Defeating COVID) recently recommended. The new rules were created in order to maintain a sense of normalcy in our community while still […]